Sudabeh Mohafez   
writer   
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Moafeß
© Sudabeh Mohafez

"Hey Max, whooze at?"
 "Where?"
"On de poster. Ain't ya got no eyes in yo head?"
 "Uhh... dat ... Moafess."
"Wha?"
 "Moafess."
"C'mon! Wa ya shittin' wid me, man?"
 "I ain't shittin' wid ya. How'm I s'pose to know?"
"But whaddya sayin' all the time? Some weird word."
 "Whadd'm I sayin'?"
"Like Moawatchamacallit."
 "Moafess."
"Fuck, man! Whaddya sayin'?"
 "Ya wanna know who de bitch is, doncha?"
"Where?"
 "Fuck. On de poster. Whydya messin' wit me now, bro?"
"Uhh... dat. Dass de bitch name?"
 "Uh-huh."
"Moawhadyacallit?"
 "Moafess."
"Helluva name to remember."
 "Like ya hafta."
"..."
 "..."
"An' whad kinda name is dat?"
 "Howdde fuck am I s'pose to know dat. Jussa name. Like I give a shit!"
"…"
 "…"
"Howya know this, bro?"
 "Wha?"
"Dat's de bitch name."
 "Man, you bein' a dickhead on purpose now or wha? Ain't yo got no eyes in yer head?"
"Don't star shittin' wit me, man."
 "Is on de poster, right der, man."
"Uh-huh. How I s'pose to know dat. Dat print is motherfuckin' small."
"…"
 "…"
"…"
 "…"
"Hey Max."
 "Wha?"
"But who's de bitch?"
 "How'm I s'pose to know? Jussa bitch. She writes stories an' shit."
"Whaddy mean, stories an' shit?"
 "How'm I s'pose to know. She writes shit, man."
"Yo always shittin' me."
 "Give it a rest, willya? Jeez."
"…"
 "…"
"She de bitch."
 "Dat's wha I been tellin' ya, bro."
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